Panini man
This kid learned about Prohibition and I’m so proud.
When they made the sale of alcohol illegal, bars would charge exorbitant fees for pretzels and then throw in a drink for free.
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
working in retail
Im fucking trembling what the hell
I will repeat myself: holy. fuck.
Can we give a hand to the person who wrote this on wiki 😂 I found this on Twitter and I’m dying!
hows this for a hot take…..depression humour isnt actually that funny
its incredibly boring and annoying to hang out with ppl who do nothing but say how much they hate themselves. grow past it
ur life will get better bc ppl will actually enjoy ur company and u wont be making them uncomfortable anymore
im not saying this to sound superior either bc i have Been That Person but ever since i. stopped doing it i have much healthier and more enjoyable interactions
i know its hard to drag urself out of that mentality but its not ~~~neurotypical, karen uwu~~~ or whatever to do what u can to help urself live more positively
lesbians that make posts abt wantin a gf are so funny to me cuz they read like 2011 tech forum threads
single lesbian (op): i want a gf
single lesbian 2: same
single lesbian 3: same here
single lesbian 4: me as well. let me know if you find one
single lesbian 5: yea same here
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