thor’s outfits, rated

cephalotodd:

thor 1: 

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basic, functional, ultimately forgettable. 4/10

avengers: 

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more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10

poncho: 

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GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10

thor 2:

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hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10

age of ultron: 

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stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10 

this monstrosity: 

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baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.

thor 3: 

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GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.

bonus:

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what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that he’s in bare feet??? i know i throw around the word “iconic” but. truly. bicon. 11/10.

honeysucklepink:

tchrgleek:

pizzopaps:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

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r3d1sth3b3stcolor:

vincisomething:

silversteampunk:

thehijackbunny:

I’m gonna go ahead and signal boost the living fuck out of this.

I used this image because I’ve seen it posted without a source SO many times.  (I’m looking at you Disney fandom)

Artwork – [x]

ALSO, Chrome has this feature you can add as an extension. It lets you right click on an image and find the source without having to drag the picture on the desk top or without having to copy and paste the link- it just saves time. There is also SauceNao, which I believe is solely for Pixiv sources?

and hey guys there’s a petition to shut down WeHeartIt and it’s right here

https://www.change.org/petitions/weheartit-tighten-weheartit-copyright-protection-terms-of-services-or-shut-it-down

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