youd think just from their general disposition that of the striders dirk would be the more fashion-conscious but in reality dave is the one alchemizing a full wardrobe of tailored suits whereas dirk, given the full width and breadth of human possibility accessed through the alchemiter, is waltzing around in this abomination against god
I am having a terrible night because of my transitional dysphoria so naturally the only thing I can do to cheer myself up is laugh about the situation.