
companion piece to this because karmas a bitch and i find these scenarios hilarious
epilogue: karkat locks himself in his block for 3 weeks out of embarrassment
i think when they would first meet dave would be really ticked off by davids cockiness. hed probably always try to proove how much of a douche he is but everyone would just think hes being over dramatic hah. eventually dave would warm up to D and theyd bond over shitty comics

for @landofsomethingsomething who infected me with the trickster dave affliction. good luck on your wedding dude!
Somebody please draw Kylo Ren in a big red Kankri sweater.
something like this?
It is sooo bad. Oh well
he gets so fucidn happy when someone talks to him he is so small
he gets so fucidn
happy when someone talks to
him he is so small
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god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school
ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken
Me: lol livingtombman what a joke go write more fredbear songs dum dum
YouTube: I’m not a fan of Puppeteers but I have a nagging fear-
Me:
Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!
Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?
Me: OK, so here’s the thing
This is calling me out specifically isn’t it
