Why you should watch Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

greymichaela:

  • Lead protagonist is Jewish and it’s not played for laughs, in fact it’s not mentioned at all
  • It is, however, hilarious to watch Dwayne Johnson mutter “Oi vey” in between marveling at his muscles 
  • Every single character learns something from the game avatar they’re playing, and how to play not just to their strengths but also their weaknesses
  • When did Nick Jonas get hot
  • Like seriously
  • When
  • There is an actual, honest-to-God friendship between the two female leads where they both learn from each other, encourage each other, and delight in each other’s successes
  • Jack Black plays a teenage girl with such utter enthusiasm that you end up forgetting he’s “an overweight middle-aged man”, and his crush on another (male) character is never exploited for “humor”, not even when he gives mouth-to-mouth to him.
  • Nick Jonas
  • Hot
  • Seriously, the girls’ friendship is amazing and wholesome and refreshing
  • “ZOOLOGY, BITCH”

In conclusion, go watch Jumanji. (Also Nick Jonas got hot)

Theatre of Coolty (The Movie)

nightcigale:

ficinferno:

temporaltower:

dukeofriven:

Every Homestuck should watch this weekly, if not daily. It should be the Talmud to Homestuck’s Torah.

i just finished this and i am astonished theres a piece of homestuck fanwork that gives me the exact same viscerally unsettling experience as a david lynch film would

You never appreciate how fucking wild homestuck was until you see shit like this and it makes perfect sense.

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Theatre of Coolty (The Movie)

mastersord:

old ass tumblr posts that youve seen hundreds of times if youve been on this website long enough

  • do you love the color of the sky
  • listen here cumslut / cgi bird in the chocolate fountain
  • guy stomping on bird cage while bird yells
  • infinite chocolate
  • say hello to mechanically separated chicken / “bitch thats the tubby custard machine”
  • this is the only sex gif i will reblog
  • that pretty boy comic by omocat
  • you. come. now.
  • this is someone dying while having an MRI scan / tragically beautiful
  • reblog this if you arent homophobic
  • let’s make ____ the most reblogged picture on tumblr
  • if you close your eyes before the train hits, you will feel relaxed because your brain thinks you have died
  • literally any closeup superwholock gifset
  • i just want to stress this: levi lost his entire squad
  • homestuck panty raid comic

spudsexuall:

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. 
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”