snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

Welcome to my

*grabs your dick and twists it like an Indian sunburn*

TWISTED mind

This is a post for Bigmeatted individuals. Smallmeats don’t interact

why would you make a post youre excluded from

This was supposed to be private

I didn’t say this

neurodivergent-crow:

androidboy:

androidboy:

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

why-is-it-always-autumn:

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the-last-hair-bender:

sevensneakyfoxes:

suzukiblu:

mochiartemisa:

I just wanna take a vote, how many fanfic authors would actually enjoy someone live blogging their fics?

what kind of question is this I would COMMIT CRIMES for this. 

Someone did this for me once – she sent me a chat log between her and her friend in a comment on my fic and it was the HIGHLIGHT. OF. MY. LIFE.

It was fucking hilarious.

I would cheerfully kill three people to get a live blog of people reading my stuff.