starlightshoe:

starlightshoe:

starlightshoe:

starlightshoe:

hiveswap slice of life school au

  • trizzas the student body president that posted shitty memes all over the walls for her campaign and lets say the opposition…”decided not to run”…yeah trizza sure had nothing malicious to do w that nope.
  • darya mallek xefros and dammek form an emo clique 
  • diemen zebede kuprum and folykl are those kids that play smash bros on their 3dses together in a group in the corner at lunch
  • tyzias is the kid with a 4-point-fuck gpa and no will to live
  •  skylla is the horse girl every school had
  • chahut was held back and had maybe a few behavioral problems before, but is now a  leader in the yearbook committee. u go chahut u go
  • barzum and baizli swap places in each others classes way too often. 100% theatre kids. watch out for them.
  • nihkee talks like the student athlete meme and is responsible for a shitton of fights yet is never caught
  • theres a school stickball team
  • joey is an exchange student dammek got suspended
  • charun hangs with the 3ds group. they will eat bugs off the courtyard for a single quarter and may or may not be high 50% of the time
  • amisia is the rich kid that runs an art club where…weird cult-ish shit goes down. amateur phlebotomist.
  • tegiri is the greasy kid that wears a fedora. part of the 3ds gang. still showers with axe spray
  • polypa intimidates everyone. what she did to the last troll that made fun of her bandages may have something to do with it
  • tirona and lynera are self explanatory. lynera is the kid everyone is convinced is gonna snap someday
  • elwurd is the most punkish of the emo kids. cool as hell. has vandalized the school numerous times with spider related/sapphic/seditious graffiti
  • galekh is the kid that reminds the teacher there was homework. he freestyle rapped about troll genghis khan once for 5 points extra credit
  • vikare has niche interests and kinda hangs by themself. well meaning. at homecoming they started a dance battle and owned that poor opponent.
  • boldir sells stuff from her jacket while telling buyers to beware the mystical alien juedee harley
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heir-of-puns:

(heir-of-puns)

Once again I attempt to remedy the lack of Jane songs in the homestuck music canon. 

Arrangement of Princess of Helium by Clark Powell, Crystalanthemums by Alexander Rosetti, and Warhammer of Zillyhoo by Bowman.

Sheet music for Princess of Helium by audiostoryShort, track art from the-sylph-of-life.tumblr.com.

honey–wolf:

dirtandleather:

solarcat:

stimulateyoursenses:

noheckingwaycupid:

kfedup:

positive-memes:

I Will Not Be Eaten

Girl. Yes.

The voices of little girls are so powerful and profound because they haven’t yet been completely eaten away at by social conditioning. 

“I am a rich pie filled with knowledge. I will not be eaten.” Holy fuck my new motto.

Transcription (with original line breaks):

The true feminine

I am not sugar and
spice and everything nice.
I am music, I am art.
I am a story. I am a
church bell, gonging out wrongs
and rights and normal nights.
I was baby. I am child. I will
be mother. I don’t mind being
considered beautiful, I do not
allow that to be my
definition. I am a rich
pie strong with knowledge. I
will not be eaten.

i’m not kidding, this poem shook me to my core. it inspired me more than any famous poet in the past few months. this little girl is going to influence the world in such a beautiful way.

little girls are gonna rule the goddamn world

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”