the signs as cakes

nothomestuckzodiac:

aries: red velvet cake with dark red icing

taurus: chocolate cake

gemini: yellow cake with red and blue icing

cancer: lime flavored cake with bright red fondant

leo: any cake as long as it has olives and cat hair on top

virgo: rainbow-layered cake with jade green icing and a rose for decoration

libra: lemon snout cake with teal icing and a trial to court

scorpio: vrisc8ke. cake shaped like vriska

saggitarius: horse cake. punch it strong

capricorn: birthday cake with surprise clown

eridan: whatever pisces has

piscfeferi: fish