falsedetective:

falsedetective:

i’m absolutely screaming my 6th graders had to write essays about their favorite celebrities and one girl wrote hers about abraham lincoln

please remember that i don’t live in america, this is a 12 year old korean girl and when asked about her favorite celebrity her mind automatically jumped to the 16th president of the united states

flowerais:

little things that help if you feel anxious:

• drink some nice tea
• doodle something you see on tumblr
• listen to your favourite music
• take a nap or close your eyes
• watch something on netflix or youtube
• don’t think about anything for a while
• write down your feelings 
• have faith in your abilities

undereyelouisvuittons:

Remembers literally none of the details, occasionally forgets the main characters name

*black people with guns*
white people: criminal thugs!!!!!!
*arab people with guns*
white people: terrorists!!!!!!!
*white people with guns*
white people: well you know, that’s our second amendment right. so…

crazy-ideas:

Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.