mollyfondle:

xiggymatsu:

papillon-noirsblog:

erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

“Make sure that Dickarus is Thiccarus, too”

thebuttkingpost:

mariomarc:

irategamer:

in the blu-ray editions of star wars they added an extra rock in front of r2-d2 in one scene

I just don’t get it

This adds nothing

what are you talking about it adds a rock

slimetony:

oddbagel:

slimetony:

in 2028 we will have our first goth president

You oh so casually erase his pain

Nixon was NOT goth! I’m not getting into this debate again! He was GOTH PASSING

littlepieceofhome:

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

wthib: when the house is bought 

jaclcfrost:

turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis. but it’s just the price i pay

didyousaymaraudersormurder:

tinyluxmachine:

kikisdeliveryservice1989:

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help