
(oh f8ck)
vriska: Terezi, I know that we aren’t humans so these terms might not 8e entirely accur8 given like, the sheer complexity of our species, 8ut I was looking into it 8ecause I saw a ‘meme’ and it just really reson8ed with me? So like.
vriska: Um.
vriska: I think I’m like, a les8ian?
terezi, wearing a shirt that says ‘butch privilege’, surrounded by empty takeout boxes, reading the earth C equivalent of ‘Dykes To Watch Out For’: WOW 1 H4D NO 1D34

another day another rosemary vrisrezi pirate au. will ur group chat ever
– rose and vriska are rival pirate captains who engage in increasingly outlandish plans to kill/one up each other. towns are destroyed during their pissing contests
– kanaya owns a bar in a harbor town and is renowned for being subtly terrifying and stopping brawls with her fists. when the fists don’t cut it she breaks out the chainsaw
– rose walks in one day and kanaya is like Get Out. rose for once in her life is slightly intimidated. they fall in love
– without roses full attention vriskas like HEY!! WHAT A8OUT ME!! I can do this too you know!!!! and kisses the first person she sees
– it’s terezi, her overlooked quartermaster who always carries a sword for no reason. terezi slaps her and kisses her again
Blood running in my veins
I’ve never been here before
And I got love falling like the rain
I never could’ve asked for more
anyone remember the scourge sisters? them wild sons of guns they loved each other