weequaypirates:

marvel-menace:

weequaypirates:

iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address 

peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark

peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin

tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means

peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots

dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes 

banishedquasiroyal:

vriska: Terezi, I know that we aren’t humans so these terms might not 8e entirely accur8 given like, the sheer complexity of our species, 8ut I was looking into it 8ecause I saw a ‘meme’ and it just really reson8ed with me? So like.

vriska: Um.

vriska: I think I’m like, a les8ian?

terezi, wearing a shirt that says ‘butch privilege’, surrounded by empty takeout boxes, reading the earth C equivalent of ‘Dykes To Watch Out For’: WOW 1 H4D NO 1D34

ghostecutioner:

ghostecutioner:

vriska’s entire character arc is just. its the trolley problem only instead of picking a way to flip the switch she tries to derail the cart because she thinks she can outsmart it and it flips off of the rails and kills everyone on both paths and also her and shes like. take that trolley problem. i win because i didnt CONFORM to your stupid RULES . bitch.

#vriska serket#vriska hate //

you fool. you absolute fool. this is a vriska love post.

ot3:

humanstuck au john and vriska comphet date hardcore in their senior year because vriska subconsciously viewed john as incredibly suggestive, malleable, and safe making him the Ideal Boyfriend and john, who is incredibly perplexed by romantic emotions, figured that the fact that every interaction he ever had with vriska left him insanely confused and bewildered was a sign that he was into her 

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