dual-onyx:

ittybittyprince:

maybe-itdoesntmatterr:

vincentvalmontvandel:

radicalmayhem:

tsix-xist:

bace-jeleren:

wildlifewednesdays:

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

They’re almost as bad as cats

They’re like badass kids😍😂😂

I want to know what she is saying

Here’s a rough translation in chronological order (I swear this sounds ALOT funnier in Sichuanese):

*exclaims in Chinese*

“Hey you guys, play w/ the broom! *tosses broom over the gate* Hurry, hurry.”

“You cutie, my son! You like playing w/ the broom? Don’t play with it anymore (means give it back)”

“Hey don’t break it.” *puts broom back together*

*grabs panda* “Get outta here.”

“Don’t try me.”

“Hey don’t bite me!”

*chases after another panda* “*sighs* I’m exhausted.”

“Hey give that back!”

“Hey these are TREE LEAVES!”

“Here they come again” *carries basket away*

“Why don’t you two just play (instead of bothering me)??”

*holding two pandas* “You two tire me out”

*pats pandas on the tush* “Alright get outta here”

*panda crawls into basket after a little face off with the keeper* “Y’know at this point might as well throw you in the trash”

*grabs dustpan pandas were playing with* “Hey guys come here and play instead. Come here!” (and only two pandas listened)

(Panda chases her around) *exits* “I’ve been stopped.”

askull4everyoccasion:

canarychaos:

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

sometimes, I lay in bed thinking long and hard about how there’s no way in hell flowey would allow himself to be potted because of how that would restrict his mobility and freedom. and sometimes, sometimes my muse blesses me with a vision on how this problem would be solved

and sometimes toonboom doesn’t allow gif exports and my photoshop license is expired so i just post my bullshit animation as a video

hears the fucking horrible sound of the roots and pot scuttling and scraping across the hardwood floor in the middle of the night “oh don’t worry, that’s just flowey up to something terrible as usual”

#Now imagine him scuttling across your ceiling

Undertale alarm app 2018

Face-Planted.

The only Floweypot I will accept.