The signs as DnD subclasses

momnar:

momnar:

Aries: Wizard, Necromancy 

Taurus: Ranger, Beast master 

Gemini: Sorcerer, Wild Surge 

Cancer: Cleric, War Domain 

Leo: Druid, Circle of the Moon 

Virgo: Paladin, Oath of Devotion 

Libra: Bard, College of Lore 

Scorpio: Rogue, Arcane Trickster 

Sagittarius: Monk, Way of the Open Fist 

Capricorn: Barbarian, Path of the Berserker 

Aquarius: Fighter, Eldritch Knight 

Pisces: Warlock, Old Ones

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yiffmaster:

mousou4tune:

  • clown names drama
  • a hitler kin troll blogger crytypes over people not liking their kin
  • sixpenceee owns a child slave
  • shitpost-senpai goes to a maid cafe and gets ignored
  • piss jello
  • that dude who wanted to own a human pet
  • papatulus gets dragged
  • Someone faked having HIV to write a HIV Hamiton fanfic and gets called out by a cannibal mermaid Hamiton fic writer
  • a popular blogger gets called out for reblogging angry birds porn
  • dandymeowth’s 16GB aphobe list

I thought this was a joke post about 2018 predictions and lemme tell u the sequence of emotions I went through slowly realizing these were all real things from this year is one I’ve never felt before