This sounds like a shitpost but seriously how in the fuck did John and Jane bang two totally different people and end up creating the same fucking person
more vampires who don’t remember more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’ more vampires not remembering important historical figures more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’ more vampires whose brains work like human brains
More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.
More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”
More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.
More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.
More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”
More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.
YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.
“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”
“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”
Also consider: vampires who realize three or four hundred years after the fact that they knew someone famous.
Just sits up in bed one night screaming “THAT WAS GEORGE GODDAMN WASHINGTON”
reading about some of the earliest formations of the zodiac, when “new” shit was still being thrown around and added from/to the old days of just the planets positions in or near the Moon were the only things of importance, in ancient persian history and came across this:
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The triangles is one of the few direct Mesopotamian ancestors of Hellenistic astrological concepts. Another are the dodekatemoria, the division of each zodiacal sign into twelve parts of 2 and 1/2°each, forming a microzodiac beginning with the name of the sign in case (thus the first dodekatemorion of Taurus is Taurus and the last Aries). Since this division of the zodiacal signs is attested in the Gestirn-Darstellungen and the astrological SammeltafelTU 14:6-20,one may assume that not only the zodiacal sign itself but also the position with reference to the microzodiac was of significance.”
one true thing they did actually try for a while, was dividing each of the twelve zodiacs, further into 12 zodiacs each, for a total of 144, and each micro zodiac named for the larger one
so you could be Taurus-Taurus, Taurus-Gemini, Taurus-Cancer and etc
and i just. realized, yknow, the only thing that makes sense in this crazy world of 2018 is that Andrew Hussie is really just the reincarnation of some ancient Mesopotamian god and I’m okay with that.
did the aliens from star wars just enjoy that band in the cantina playing the exact same fucking song over and over again or was it a situation like that diner with Whats New Pussycat on repeat
considering that han solo was in that cantina, I think we all know the answer
and then when i was about to request the song for the seventh time, my buddy chewbacca, genius that he is, stopped me and said “rrrRrrrghghghhHh”. and that is when the afternoon went from good to great.
kanaya “Rose I Know There Is A Clear Stereotype About Jadebloods Being Maternal Figures And We As A Couple Try To Avoid Stereotypical Behavior But Consider: Babies” maryam
As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise
When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”
Animation! Hopefully this animates and I’m not just giving the internet a static image to stare at. Been working on this between drawings for the past few weeks! I like action sequences. I’ve never animated anything like this so I thought I’d give it a try, and then why not make it Homestuck. I guess he’s fighting some post-lusus-prototype enemies during hivebent.
oh my god, do you see this? Hey baby homestucks, this person here? Angela did this 6 years ago, and now she’s the animation director at What Pumpkin. How fucking bad ass is that?
Sorry, I’m sorry, you guys just. You all worked so hard and I feel like a proud momma hen every time I see old fandom stuff from our WP team. Keep doing a great job, y’all are incredible.
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