The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.
listen all this stuff about lesbians being dumb…bottoms can’t drive…gays can’t do maths…I believe none of this. these are tumblr geek traits, and furthermore it is a known tumblr geek trait to be self-deprecating. do not slander all lesbians gays bottoms and bottom aligneds like this. somewhere out there, there is a femme bottom, living her best life, driving fast and doing triple integrals at the same time…and she believes in you.
dirk got so fucking excited at the idea of writing porn of himself and his friends and so disappointed when it turned out the “porn” was like… holding hands and eating cakes. like he was just so ready for whatever kink caliborn had he immediately grabbed his pen n when caliborn continued rambling he was like What do I draw. bitch he was so enthusiastic… anyway what im tryna say is that irl dirk would take furry porn commissions
john gets real into prestidigitation again as an adult and does all those tricks you see on psyche-out clickbait youtube videos and uses it to impress strangers, but it keeps backfiring because people recognize him and think its Real God Miracles
john, crushing a cup full of coffee and having it be dry: hehehe, pretty neat huh?
some fucking hapless stranger: .. ……. God? GOD?? GOD IS THAT YOU??
my homophobic grandma just ranted about how there isn’t a single gay person with a good fashion sense, and then proceeded to tell me, a lesbian, that everyone ought to dress like me
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