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so this might seem dumb but its helped a lot instead of saying “i wanna die” in normal conversation or like in my head in response to minor inconveniences like even as a joke, saying “i wanna go to bed” has like. improved my life tenfold no joke
nobody can use shaders in the nether with max render distance and not have their computer have a fucking stroke, are you playing minecraft on a fucking nuclear reactor OP
You know not everything has to be a joke. Sometimes you can just be honest about your feelings and that’s how I see myself, you know? I may not be the most threatening silhouette, but I like to think myself as somebody who can stand up for himself. You know it doesn’t have to be goofgoofdildo, I’m out travelling around with the Boner Squad and I never get to say what I’m feeling. I have emotions. It’s not all abracafuckyou and whathaveyou, I have a beatingheart! I’m multidimensional!! I’m a fullyrealizedcreation! Fuck!
honestly tho these 13/14/15 yr olds on here who animate their own shit and practice color theory and constantly churn out art really fill my dead aching heart with hope for the future. y’all are super fucking talented and i’m so proud of you motherfuckers. keep up the good work.
duck newton’s ‘convincing lie’: nah, so, okay. right, so – the pizza hut sign started to fall – cause of the, weather? and, he ran up there on… a fire escape? and tried to – push it… with a bat… dammit, nah he just pushed it – and it fell – but then he fell – cause he got shocked. i bet – mmm! i didn;t see, i was, uh, ah, shit! hey fol- hey, guys rewind, i. hey guys rewind a second ah fuck! i was inside i didnt see anything! i dont know thisman! i do know this man. his name – fuck! alright. i uh, i – here nnnnnn alright so. this man is name is ned and he’s, uh a friend of mine and i don’t know what the hell happened to him but,,, you know this guy. hes always getting into something. i don’t know i was in the building i almost got killed by a pizza hut sign i might be in shock
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