john: bottom text, deez nuts, cock and ball torture, dabbing, the risk i took was calculated but man am i bad at math, rick roll,
rose: according to all known laws of aviation, the girl reading this, hey there demons its me: ya boy, harold theyre lesbians,
dave: then perish, fried images, you know i had to do it to em, we are number one, 420
jade: hewwo, loss.png, kermit in a black hoodie, what are you a fukin furry?, SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
jane: why weren’t you at elf practice, sometimes… things that are expensive… are worse, white lady confused doing complicated math,
roxy: fukin uhhhhhhhh, valid, shidding and farding, begone THOT, cat memes, treat yo self, pee is stored in the balls,
dirk: you have to have a fairly high intelligence to watch rick and morty, お前はもう死んでいる, top 10 anime__, they say you are what you eat but i don’t remember eating __,
hal: BOFA, cursed images, brain meme, the image with the lady in a red dress and the guy turns around to look at her while his girlfriend looks at him upset, mmm watcha say, 69
jake: right in front of my salad, m’lady, smash that mc’fuckin like button, here come dat boi, “everything fine” when really it’s all on fire, leeroy jenkins, “i don’t know what __ is but at this point im afraid to ask”, __dont interact
no offense but the new meme were there’s anything going on in a picture and there’s just vriska in it for no reason is easily the funniest fucking homestuck meme ever. nothing will ever top that
tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows
for those of you who werent here in 2016 on april fools that year the entire fucking website was transformed and there was an election for a position that wasnt even ever specified and the candidates were four lizards (or three lizards and a salamander as a scandal would later prove) and it was called decision2016
each lizard had their own 3d models and tumblr blog and campaign and there was also a tumblr blog dedicated to reporting on the election and they made like whole ass news broadcasts with a guy in front of a green screen
you could vote for your favorite candidate and there was a built-in function that let you make and post a campaign poster
in case anyone was wondering the winner of the election was mop. relatable and reliable. #Mop Could
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