Justin and Griffin cautiously negotiating for a jetpack while both trying to decide whether they really wanted to add that to the game while remaining 100% in character the whole time was the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever listened to
so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
Fefnep week hasn’t happened sice 2016, and with a lot of new wlw to the fandom, it’s high time to have another one! Dates are to be determined, but probably in mid to late July! Themes are picked out! Please spread the word :3
– when dan messed around with the guy fawkes/anonymous mask in festive ditl and 4chan threatened to burn their house down and people took it seriously
– when jedward were stood outside one of the tatinof venues tweeting old phan references trying to get dnp’s attention and be let in
– when some girl lost her virginity in dnp merch
– when a phannie fucked their stepbrother and the whole phandom spent a good week discussing the morality of incest
– when someone licked phil at a meetup
– the entirety of summer in the city 2014
– when john barrowman in a miniskirt flirted with dan on a plane
– dan liking a tweet in japanese about a wedding venue whilst in japan
– #phanbabynames
– #partyatdanandphils
– pete wentz prank calling dan
– when dan and phil got drunk after winning the golden headphone award and fell asleep together on nick grimshaw’s couch and he exposed them live on air the next day
– when dan and phil were at radio 1 big weekend and other djs had to take over their radio show and talked about it on the breakfast show and mentioned how big weekend has bunkbeds and discussed which one would be top bunk (winkwonk)
– project x which was eventually revealed to be a gaming channel and everyone was underwhelmed
– dnp announcing tabinof and everyone promptly unstanning and accusing them of selling out
– in 2015 when they went to a chinese restaurant and we instantly found out where they were and some random guy on twitter just happened to witness a proposal at said restaurant and everyone was convinced it was dan and phil
in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words
the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”
this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far
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