The Signs as Things Vin Venture Has Done Aries – Became a literal god Tauros – Flew through the air like a fairy of DEATH Gemini – Survived so many wounds that should’ve killed her Leo – Spent most of her time perched on high parts of rooms and coming in through the window instead of the door Cancer – People worshiped her as the heir to Mist Jesus Virgo -Defeated hundreds of incredibly powerful beserker zombies Libra – Outthought someone who could see the future Scorpio – Killed an immortal god-king Sagittarius – Proposed to her lover while nursing a near fatal wound. Capricorn – Carried around a huge ass sword taller than she was and murdered the generals of an opposing army Aquarius – Killed about 200-300 soldiers because she was confused about her romantic life. Pieces – Befriended the grumpiest, most jaded, and irritated creature on her planet
Ummmm, I’m a Leo and I have literally left classrooms by jumping out the window…. I am offended by the accuracy
Aries: imagining what it would be like to fly around everywhere with fairy wings
Taurus: wearing mismatched socks and 3D glasses all the time
Gemini: wearing a party hat to funerals
Cancer: pretending to be a cat no matter how inappropriate the situation
Leo: licking your monitor to try and taste the pictures on the screen
Virgo: yelling at everything, especially inanimate objects
Libra: constantly consulting a magic eight ball for advice
Scorpio: carrying both lipstick and a miniature chainsaw in your bag
Sagittarius: prancing around the house with a “magic” wand even though you know magic isn’t real
Capricorn: buying tons of exotic milk, like milk from cows or horses
Aquarius: putting clown horns on your shoes so you honk every time you take a step
Pisces: getting really confused and disoriented by zodiac posts and not really being sure why
Aries: imagining what it would be like to fly around everywhere with fairy wings
Taurus: wearing mismatched socks and 3D glasses all the time
Gemini: wearing a party hat to funerals
Cancer: pretending to be a cat no matter how inappropriate the situation
Leo: licking your monitor to try and taste the pictures on the screen
Virgo: yelling at everything, especially inanimate objects
Libra: constantly consulting a magic eight ball for advice
Scorpio: carrying both lipstick and a miniature chainsaw in your bag
Sagittarius: prancing around the house with a “magic” wand even though you know magic isn’t real
Capricorn: buying tons of exotic milk, like milk from cows or horses
Aquarius: putting clown horns on your shoes so you honk every time you take a step
Pisces: getting really confused and disoriented by zodiac posts and not really being sure why
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