davekat date idea: dave drags karkat to see the emoji movie with him. dave is wearing an emoji shirt and emoji shades and dabs at every “joke” in the movie. karkat wants to die
Man you just can’t take this guy anywhere, can you?
a full scale inescapable shitty memetic nightmare, tbh
he just starts endlessly spamming it in between dirk’s long paragraphs of rambling about shit
dave, having an epiphany: my god. everything dirk says is gay. like by definition. by default. i have to tell rose immedia– oh my GOD everything rose says is gay too *dialing roxy’s number* holy shit
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