2018 predictions
Space Race 2: China V USA
tumblr database error results in all non-spambot blogs being instantly deleted
world’s first biomechanical horse escapes captivity and runs across the USA and into the ocean
US Senator killed by micrometeorites
alt right twitter boys breaking their own legs to trigger the libs
Guns 2
the new soundcloud genre is just political speeches sped up until they’re incomprehensible
podcast network invents ‘radio’
ventiriliquism comes back in a big way