John: No description, frequently changes his header title to different topical memes
Rose: “I post about crafts, writing tips, and destroying the patriarchy. Go follow my girlfriend.”
Dave: “dave.”
Jade: “jade/16/female (she/her pronouns please! c:) no byf, just be nice, assholes get blocked! check out my art tag!”
Jane: “this is the OFFICIAL blog of the heiress jane crocker, all other blogs in my name are FAKES and their recipes are NOT VERY GOOD!”
Jake: “if you’re here to send me some anon hate, PREPARE TO BE WRECKED!!! *brandishes pistols* >:D”
Dirk: “Pro-Logic. Anti-Dumbass. Future Engineering Major. Expert Swordsman. Days since last callout post: 18.”
Roxy: “roxy’s retro gaming blog! im a 16 year old girl and i could kick your gross neckbeard ass at smash bros ;)))”