i aint afraid of no ghost
i hear it likes the girls

r-r-r-r-redraw, now with ‘steven universe-inspired bg’ flavor

dave, putting roxys exfoliation mask on for her as she reclines back, he had his nails manicured and had a productive day at the sauna with his older sister: dirk you might find that youre slightly less depressed if you took better care of yourself

dirk, who has drank nothing but orange crush for 4 days and hasnt eaten for just as long, recently had his monthly breakdown of ripping his binder to fucking shreds and has decided that all of his puppets are fucking stupid only to recreate them in a weeks time crying as he remembers the ones he ruined: sometimes those who are mentally ill are unable to do anything to change their situation dave, but i’d be surprised if you could understand that

roxy, in her zen zone and blasting her fucking chakras: stop eating nothing but doritos

dirk, who hasnt slept in 2 days and has scurvy: stop trying to tell me the best way to live my life. you dont know whats right for me

hootpoop12:

Based on a really dumb post I made a few weeks back. It was really late, ok. Happy Pride Y’all.

abbf26:

dirk: i just dont see the point in buying into the commercialisation of familial roles. so what if i am technically a “biological grandfather” to someone, it doesnt mean anything when you remember that family units are just a creation of the animalistic instincts humans had when we were no different from other animal packs

roxy wearing a “THIS GRANDMA FUCKS” tshirt: dirky shut the fuck up and wear your this granddad fucks shirt

dirk: youll have to kill me first

roxy: unfortunate but necessary!

iapislazuli:

imn thinking about how pre scratch earth ended in april 2009 and minecraft was first released in may of 2009 so the beta kids wouldnt know what minecraft is and the alpha kids would