another day another rosemary vrisrezi pirate au. will ur group chat ever
– rose and vriska are rival pirate captains who engage in increasingly outlandish plans to kill/one up each other. towns are destroyed during their pissing contests
– kanaya owns a bar in a harbor town and is renowned for being subtly terrifying and stopping brawls with her fists. when the fists don’t cut it she breaks out the chainsaw
– rose walks in one day and kanaya is like Get Out. rose for once in her life is slightly intimidated. they fall in love
– without roses full attention vriskas like HEY!! WHAT A8OUT ME!! I can do this too you know!!!! and kisses the first person she sees
– it’s terezi, her overlooked quartermaster who always carries a sword for no reason. terezi slaps her and kisses her again
kanaya “Rose I Know There Is A Clear Stereotype About Jadebloods Being Maternal Figures And We As A Couple Try To Avoid Stereotypical Behavior But Consider: Babies” maryam
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