the floor is being a lesbian and the pillow is loving kanaya maryam with your whole damn h**rt

rose lalonde: kanaya darling im afraid i fell onto my old drinking habits. this entire bottle is now empty. can you ever forgive me?

kanaya maryam, literally about to cry: *sees that the bottle is labeled “respect for women juice”*

kanaya: I Would Like A Human Divorce

sparenapkins:

fandom rose: gives john a long serious talk about sexuality
canon rose: sends john that dr pig “i diagnose you with gay” image

homeiswherethestuckis:

homeiswherethestuckis:

behold

bonus

harveychan:

birth

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

kanaya “Rose I Know There Is A Clear Stereotype About Jadebloods Being Maternal Figures And We As A Couple Try To Avoid Stereotypical Behavior But Consider: Babies” maryam

it probably went down like this

roxilalonde:

roxilalonde:

let’s all take a moment to both appreciate and mourn the fact that terezi wasn’t rose’s patron troll

terezi: YOU SHOULD DO SOM3TH1NG V1OL3NT 4ND 1NCR3D1BLY D4NG3ROUS

rose: welp ¯_(ツ)_/¯ guess i’ll just go destroy a planet ¯_(ツ)_/¯ couldn’t be helped ¯_(ツ)_/¯ taking orders from my creator here guys ¯_(ツ)_/¯ see you all in hell

uselessroom:

Guess what I made the exchange student do?

That’s right motherfuckers