afterword:

idionymon:

listen all this stuff about lesbians being dumb…bottoms can’t drive…gays can’t do maths…I believe none of this. these are tumblr geek traits, and furthermore it is a known tumblr geek trait to be self-deprecating. do not slander all lesbians gays bottoms and bottom aligneds like this. somewhere out there, there is a femme bottom, living her best life, driving fast and doing triple integrals at the same time…and she believes in you.

this is me w my drivers license and math degree

funkylittlelesbians:

dirk got so fucking excited at the idea of writing porn of himself and his friends and so disappointed when it turned out the “porn” was like… holding hands and eating cakes. like he was just so ready for whatever kink caliborn had he immediately grabbed his pen n when caliborn continued rambling he was like What do I draw. bitch he was so enthusiastic… anyway what im tryna say is that irl dirk would take furry porn commissions