I’m not sure if this is just my own preferences being projected but Dave and Karkat’s personal brand of intimacy feels like it’d be that “no boundaries, no embarrassment, borderline gross out tmi all the time” sort of thing. Barging into the bathroom when the other is using it to excitedly talk about something, constantly asking the other what x smells like/if it smells bad (it does), Karkat keeping tabs on Dave’s moles to make sure they aren’t changing, Dave always trying to get his toes inside of Karkats mouth when he’s least expecting it.
Then you have Rosemary on the flip side with Kanaya waking up in a cold sweat after realizing it’s been 7 years and Rose still hasn’t farted in front of her.
unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far
summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)
-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-WheerIsles: “A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.
-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.
-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.
-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.
humanstuck au john and vriska comphet date hardcore in their senior year because vriska subconsciously viewed john as incredibly suggestive, malleable, and safe making him the Ideal Boyfriend and john, who is incredibly perplexed by romantic emotions, figured that the fact that every interaction he ever had with vriska left him insanely confused and bewildered was a sign that he was into her
Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s
irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
Happy homestuck days fuckers here’s your yearly blast from 2012. Homestuck fandom you were a piece of work sometimes but undeniably had the BEST fucking con party presence.
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