afoxnamedmulder:

we don’t talk enough about the taz maxfuncon east episode. roll for penmanship?? brad bradson son of brad?? skelly the skeletal dragon hitting merle with a foamball to the throat for 9 points of damage?? magnus discovering he’s in taako’s body and IMMEDIATELY casting spells for the hell of it?? “i cast divine flame!” “wait, i have that spell?”??, brad subtly flirting with taako/magnus the entire time??, “HEY JUSTIN USE YOUR FUCKING CHARACTER VOICE”?? honestly iconic

this podcast was a mistake -griffin probably

theroseeatsribs:

  • “No, this is one of those moments where you learn to take care of your shit.”
  • “ It’s a very tense situation" “That’s true. It’s almost like I’ve designed it to be like that.”
  • “Oh, a minus one. Then you die. God, Travis. In trying to discern his fanciness your nose just starts bleeding and you fall over-”
  • “You and the box both drink POSION. And you survive but the box has died.”
  • “There’s a stapler in here- does anyone want the fucking stapler?”
  • “You run up and tear the box open. It explodes. You die.”
  • “I can’t believe you all went with the red shirts, but fine- You’re all wearing different shades of red.”
  • “Now, Griffin, I need you to describe both scenes simultaneously.” “I won’t do that. I’m very very tired.”
  • “So the end of that sentence that you cut off was ‘and so I won’t be putting up with any shit today,’ but the problem is that I already have.”
  • “okay you give them the medicine of not being on fire anymore”
  • “i don’t remember giving you a GUN.”
  • *drops dice* *has a meltdown*
  • the total helpless exhaustion when justin texts him a descriptor of taako’s t-rex transmutation
  • the whole bit about the pillow exoskeleton suit
  • infinite bag of boys