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10. YouTube comments section

9. DeviantArt comments section (Dirk’s account)

8. World of Warcraft

7. Second Life

6. Craigslist Community Events (Houston, TX)

5. Craigslist Community Events (Billings, MT)

4. Neopets

3. Yahoo Answers

2. DeviantArt comments section (Jade’s account)

1. /r/legaladvice

chasekip:

that is all thank you

mysteryseeker:

severalowls:

maestropear:

evilkillerpoptarts:

severalowls:

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

here you go

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

theghostboy:

dwarvesandrobots:

theghostboy:

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

• “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
• “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
• “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
• “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
• referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
• “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

• referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

• “what are they gonna do, fire me?”

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far