abbf26:

dave, putting roxys exfoliation mask on for her as she reclines back, he had his nails manicured and had a productive day at the sauna with his older sister: dirk you might find that youre slightly less depressed if you took better care of yourself

dirk, who has drank nothing but orange crush for 4 days and hasnt eaten for just as long, recently had his monthly breakdown of ripping his binder to fucking shreds and has decided that  all of his puppets are fucking stupid only to recreate them in a weeks time crying as he remembers the ones he ruined: sometimes those who are mentally ill are unable to do anything to change their situation dave, but i’d be surprised if you could understand that

roxy, in her zen zone and blasting her fucking chakras: stop eating nothing but doritos

dirk, who hasnt slept in 2 days and has scurvy: stop trying to tell me the best way to live my life. you dont know whats right for me

banishedquasiroyal:

vriska: Terezi, I know that we aren’t humans so these terms might not 8e entirely accur8 given like, the sheer complexity of our species, 8ut I was looking into it 8ecause I saw a ‘meme’ and it just really reson8ed with me? So like.

vriska: Um.

vriska: I think I’m like, a les8ian?

terezi, wearing a shirt that says ‘butch privilege’, surrounded by empty takeout boxes, reading the earth C equivalent of ‘Dykes To Watch Out For’: WOW 1 H4D NO 1D34

tazposting:

good things about griffin mcelroy: created podcasts i love, makes funny videos, is a wonderful guy who i respect and wanna see get even more famous.

bad things about griffin mcelroy: made me pick up the phrase “aw beans”, and now i use it. all. the. time.