queue? let’s go home. – Page 5

dan and phil who? i only care about sabrina and lola

so good to see my audience coming through with those alternative facts

bed-dweller:

handaxe:

hey kids we’re living in a fascist regime

This is a very cool resource for people who want to fight back but aren’t sure how.

reblogging for the swingleft.org link. It’s a really great, easy to use/understand resource

heckdan:

you: bakery

me, an intellectual: gaykery

brightphil:

🖤

copperbadge:

emotionsandgrahamcrackers:

copperbadge:

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.

in another thread, this user writes:

my name is Dog,
and wen its tea,
i hope they giv
sum foode to me –
i hope they shair
befor its gon –
they never do.
i dont get non.

😦

and then replies to their own comment:

my name is Cow,
and this is tru –
my caynine frend,
its up to yu.
so just be brayve
and smart insted –
and be like me.
i lik the bred.

First of all how dare you

cringe-attacks:

someone in the chat: what to do when you catch feelings for someone?

dan: try to be their friend… see if there’s any romantic tingle… or you can always just stalk their interests and transform yourself to be the kind of person that you think they like. marry them and have a happy family… um. and then write a book about it

hobbithair:

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ttbtfsitartoycajstiatytbtkoptyttlmtahahf: try to be their friend… see if there’s any romantic tingle… or you can always just stalk their interests and transform yourself to be the kind of person that you think they like. marry them and have a happy family

periegesisvoid:

The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever

asd-yuurikatsuki:

wolferen:

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

Chaotic Good Boy