Tag: queue? let’s go home.

theaterdan:

dan: brings back the shaved sides

me, sitting on the bathroom floor, wondering how i could’ve possibly been born into a world where he exists alongside me, breathes the same air i do and sees the same sky every morning, for he is ethereal and on a whole other plane: ok

raptorific:

imsuchanartist:

raptorific:

If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

Can we get a fanfic of this?

“Hey, look,” Harry Potter said, “It’s Tim Riddle.”

“IT’S TOM RIDDLE,” Voldemort whined back, “ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.”

“Ahahaha,” laughed Harry, “Classic Tim.”