this is the perfect grade of good luck

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drthcaedus:

favourite Extra™ things darth vader has done, ranked

– killed a guy, then gave his job to the guy right next to him

– did a triple front-flip over a stream of lava, only to get most of his limbs cut off

– took on an entire army of rebels by himself, and when told he was surrounded, said “all i’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”. talk about edgy

– announced he was luke’s father, barely seconds after amputating his hand, then was disappointed that luke wanted nothing to do with him

– every entrance he makes he always has to be in a dark corner or surrounded by fog with his cape billowing perfectly behind him. how Does he do it

– made a terrible pun about choking, while choking a guy

-flown a tie fighter with the force just so he could stand atop it and look dramatic

what a guy

You’re forgetting:

-Setting up a whole dinner for Leia, Han, & Chewie just to trap them

-Stopping blaster bolts with his hand

-Force choking a guy through a TV screen, across a starship

-DUNKING THE EMPEROR INTO DEATH STAR 2.0

octolevi:

dan and phil + the onion

averyiscoldpizza:

guys we’re all wrong there’s a joint liveshow this thursday because phil plans on killing dan next week and wanted us to say our goodbyes how thoughtful of him

qbnaith:

atomictiki:

jasoncanty01:

atomictiki:

duchess-of-aquitaine:

realityofroyals:

minimiddletons:

thosedarnwindsors:

morepopcornplease:

aletolover:

wolf-peaches:

deutschemark:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

U don’t fuck with the Queen

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

hotcommunist:

laddermatch:

the last meme of 2016 will be the phrase “let’s get into gender politics” followed by a completely unrelated gif

let’s get into gender politics

darkphannie:

it would be nice if dan and phil could actually deliver on the fan service and make that seventeen hour long video of them playing monopoly we’ve all been asking for

etanwa:

ravenclaw-starkid-1025:

proudblackconservative:

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

Count Quackula

Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?
Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It’s not funny anymore
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

wakey wakey eggs and

girlfig:

responsibilities