legs. (x)
Tag: queue? let’s go home.
no grass types have actual functioning hands
thats only what they Want you to think
Proposal: Bring back “rustled jimmies” and use that instead of making shitty “triggered” jokes
gears: grinded
jimmies: rustled
dick: out
d&p dancing on your dash
Me (I work in a bakery): Hi what can I get you?
Tiny Satan, after five minutes of deliberation : A pasty
Me, stares at massive counter filled with twenty types of pasties dejectedly, ready for the sweet release of death.
This is the crisp Lance of relaxation. Reblog to have a peaceful 2017 filled with plenty of naps.
Taking advantage of yuuri’s poor eyesight.
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