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senatesamuraidave:

Hey, guys.

Check it out, just to be clear. I (Dave) AM running for US Senate in the state of Washington. Obviously, I am pretty busy.. but those of you that interact here ARE important to me, as I am going to be elected a public servant to not drain, but BURN the swamp, for the American people.

With that said, this account is monitored by me (Dave), my volunteer campaign manager (Greg), and my daughter. Everything that is said or posted, every question comes to or through me, not some PR firm that makes it look pretty. I couldn’t afford one, and really, I don’t want to be able to afford one. Those kind of donors try to buy your opinions and votes, and I am not for sale.

Send in your questions, ask away. I will answer them as they come. 

Most popular question:

Have you read HS?

I just found out about it a few days ago, but yeah.. I am watching and I went to the original website… so, I am working on it. ;D

Guys. This is real. You can check the man’s Facebook and you’ll find a post he made linking to this url.

I can’t even begin to process this.

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banzai-jinto:

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

Is this the equivalent of americans wearing poorly-translated Chinese/Japanese t-shirts around the early 2000’s? And can i please have every single shirt up there?

WHO THE FUCK IS JESUS

My undergrad alma mater had an exchange program where we had an entire class of Japanese university students spend a year at our school studying in English immersion each year. Which was awesome, they were really cool and they loved to socialize with the American kids. 

One of my best friends had one of the exchange students as her roommate; she was about four foot eleven and maybe ninety pounds, and she had a passion for huge platform boots and shirts with English slogans on them. She explained exactly that – it was cool to wear shirts with English lettering on them, even if you didn’t exactly know what it meant (this was in the late 90s/early 00s).

Her absolute favorite shirt was black with BITCH picked out in enormous rhinestones. She’d worn it three times before I asked her if she knew what it meant, and she said she’d been told it meant “Like a baby dog, the cutest dog? A really cute girl puppy.” 

So I explained to her that it wasn’t quite an accurate translation, and as I elaborated on what it meant, from “female dog” on up to “a name you call a woman you don’t like” and all the reasons you might call someone that, her eyes got wider and wider until finally she yelled “THAT’S BETTER, THAT’S THE BEST! BITCH IS EVEN BETTER THAN CUTE!”

I loved her to bits, she was amazing. 

BITCH IS EVEN BETTER THAN CUTE!