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cityofartists:

The original looks more messed up to me now than the vine

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:

ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No – they accused me of lying!

A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened?

Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND.

$1500 like THAT.

I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.

Rebooting this addition because holy shit???

christinaroseandrews:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <— passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <— active

This is legit one of the best ways to identify passive voice.

cosmic-rumpus:

rosey commission from @certifiedfloweyapologist

g-g-ghosts:

stuglies:

i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

a fucking what

official-spec:

in 2018 we are kanaya stans first and people second

gloomy-optimist:

Now red davekat is good, but mtjester and I were discussing Dave trying out pale romance for the sake of pride/the ironies and then ending up taking it v seriously

This was supposed to be a lot smaller, but ah well (sorry bout your dash) (and sorry about my handwriting)

svenhoek:

#NotVriska

ladymalchav:

honey–wolf:

dirtandleather:

solarcat:

stimulateyoursenses:

noheckingwaycupid:

kfedup:

positive-memes:

I Will Not Be Eaten

Girl. Yes.

The voices of little girls are so powerful and profound because they haven’t yet been completely eaten away at by social conditioning.

“I am a rich pie filled with knowledge. I will not be eaten.” Holy fuck my new motto.

Transcription (with original line breaks):

The true feminine

I am not sugar and
spice and everything nice.
I am music, I am art.
I am a story. I am a
church bell, gonging out wrongs
and rights and normal nights.
I was baby. I am child. I will
be mother. I don’t mind being
considered beautiful, I do not
allow that to be my
definition. I am a rich
pie strong with knowledge. I
will not be eaten.

i’m not kidding, this poem shook me to my core. it inspired me more than any famous poet in the past few months. this little girl is going to influence the world in such a beautiful way.

little girls are gonna rule the goddamn world