I have wronged this world so many times already…
Tag: omg
Jesus: One of you will betray Me
Judas: Surely you don’t mean me
Jesus:
Judas: *betrays jesus*
Jesus:
Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!
Jesus:
Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:
Jesus:
Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”
Jesus:
every show with a neurodivergent character who’s good at something
person: whoa whoa whoa… what do you see??
(holographic numbers, da vinci drawings, music notes swirl around neurodivergent character’s head)
person: ???? what do you SEE?? whats going ON??
(3D model of human skeleton rotates, nebulas explode in front of nd character’s face as they smile mysteriously)
person: what do you see??? wh
sage old man: shh… just wait =)
(1 million ants pour out of character’s mouth as they write a message in the sand. IT’S the cure for cancer)
person: ohhhHHHH FUCK!!!!!!!!!
sage old man: he he he … what i tell you 🙂
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