Me: *points at John Egbert* Look at that aro ace.
Half of the Homestuck Fandom: Whaaaaaaat? No, Jhon said he didn’t have the homogays??? He mtsu be straight??? He hsa a cruhs on Roxy and Terezi???
Other Half of Homestuck Fandom: NO, JOHN IS GAY FOR LITERALLY EVERY OTHER MALE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE COMIC.
Me: *points at John egbert* Loving that aro ace character.