toy story: Randy Newman™️
a bug’s life: Still Randy Newman™️
toy story 2: Randy Newman™️ but more depressing
monsters inc.: still fucking randy newman
finding nemo: way too upbeat and swingy for the movie
the incredibles: hype
cars: you can say you hate country music but this movie will physically transform you into samuel timothy mcgraw
ratatouille: so pretty you don’t even care that you have no idea what she’s saying
wall-e: cures my anxiety
up: 40s aesthetic but without the overt racism
toy story 3: Randy Newman but bouncier
cars 2: literally just listing american and british stereotypes
brave: daughter of a mumford
monsters university: roar isn’t gonna be dated nope not one bit
inside out: elevator music that makes me cry
the good dinosaur: i haven’t heard any of it recently so i don’t have a joke but it’ll probably make you cry
finding dory: sia made a funny
cars 3: a 90 minute funeral march probably
why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus
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