*awkwardly and sweatily fondles grande cappuccino*
in the tags on this pic ull find a surprising number of ppl (two, which is two more than expected) inquiring about the size of that coffee in relation to the rest of his body bc i said it was a grande, so listen, okay listen up,
like okay fucker. i lied. i lied to you all. alright. it’s PROBABLY a SHORT, he cant handle that much caffeine with his anxiety let’s be real he sniffs a red bull and has a panic attack but i CALLED it a GRANDE because it HAD BETTER COMEDIC TIMING IN THE SENTENCE, SHARON
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