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happikattwuzheere:

Here have a davekat lyric comic under the cut because tumblr won’t let me post 17 images in a photoset

song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier

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homeiswherethestuckis:

homeiswherethestuckis:

okay I know it’s late but I want everyone to hear this thing I came up with earlier:

Karkat is a wedding planner. He’s fantastic at his job, literally the best in the biz. People don’t really like him all that much because he yells a lot and insults everybody even remotely involved with the wedding at least once (it’s like Gordon Ramsay on kitchen nightmares except worse). People do respect him a lot, though, because his work is beautiful and magical and somehow exactly how they always dreamed it would be. They never fail to make people cry. Karkat usually ends up apologizing to everybody he insulted or treated badly at the reception (aside from the wedding party he generally works with the same people, so they’re used to this by now, but the wedding party tends to appreciate it).

Because of how amazing his weddings are, there’s always tons and tons of couples clamoring to get him to work with them. Since Karkat is technically a god, it doesn’t matter how much money people give him to do their wedding. Instead, he insists on hearing all about the couple, from how they met all the way to the proposal. He works with the couples he thinks have the most romantic story, because he thinks they have the greatest potential for a life filled with love and happiness together.

@zenxarareport Karkat invented wedding planning

rickandminty:

This is canon my uncle woks at homestuck

futuredeadbranches:

it’s nice to have a family

ironicmemeing-art:

Hey im funny

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

lindsaylohac:

punkcandy:

Dave makes this meme and sends it to his friends instead of just telling them about his relationship like a normal person

lord-kitschener:

hustlerose:

pants cat

Finally, a cat with some decency

nubs-mgee:

shaving cream looks like it’d taste so good….

joybare:

@iloveyougulliver @iloveyougulliver @iloveyougulliver @iloveyougulliver @iloveyougulliver @iloveyougulliver @iloveyougulliver

ghostcrebs:

i was looking at the mspa wiki and

this fucking bit. this piece of knowledge gets me every goddamn time i remember it. we dont know how long dave and karkats snapchat streak is but its probably somewhere in the hundreds. for years these boys have been snapchatting each other every single day, without pause. FOR YEARS.

they fucking live with each other

they, presumably, as they both have the same job and spend their free time going on digs with jade and hanging out with mutual friends, spend just about all of their time together

what the fuck are they sending each other. do they snapchat each other while theyre in the same room? while the others in the bathroom? what are they even sending each other? what the fuck kind of content is being shared between these two ridiculous boys?

andrew didnt give me a fuckin davekat kiss but he did give me a canon davekat snapchat streak and im so fucking bothered by it, im so upset, what is going on, why are they like this. they fucking LIVE WITH EACH OTHER. what are they DOING. @ andrew i need answers fucking Please