ectoflowermaid:

rose lalonde: kanaya darling im afraid i fell onto my old drinking habits. this entire bottle is now empty. can you ever forgive me?

kanaya maryam, literally about to cry: *sees that the bottle is labeled “respect for women juice”*

kanaya: I Would Like A Human Divorce

mad-maddie:

some people talk shit about homestuck but i vividly recall a lesbian turning into a vampire before chainsawing a dude in half and re-applying her lipstick with the stains of his blood also she and her god-girlfriend live and get married as endgame so frankly everyone can either back off or step up their game