turnt3chtestified:

SBURB is/was a game with perma-death. The kind where if a character in the game dies for whatever reason the story continues regardless, until you reach a point where the story just.. ends. Game Over. The only way to achieve the best ending from that point is either to start all over from the beginning and fix your mistakes. Or, cheat. John achieves the power of the meta game. He can activate no clip codes, instantly travel to any area he pleases, and most importantly, he can REVERT STORY PROGRESS. That’s why instead of creating an actual offshoot timeline he “F1X3S” the alpha timeline via cheats. TL;DR: John Egbert is the GameGenie of SBURB.

razorsketch:

Been having…. Kin Feels

http://loravura2.tumblr.com/post/170590587439/audio_player_iframe/loravura2/tumblr_ne6j52pdvf1sr2rd1?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Floravura2%2F170590587439%2Ftumblr_ne6j52pdvf1sr2rd1

gooberjam:

i just wanted to see what mark’s voice would sound like pitched up (warning: around the beginning there is a loud screech sound so watch out for that)

anti0ch:

crustrocket:

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

ugly bikes

vriska1:

are fun

fangirlinginleatherboots:

A bunch of things about John Egbert that make him my favorite character but people never seem to remember about him:

He likes green and suggested Jade wear blue, initiating their color switch.

He thinks he’s stupid, but he’s very good at math and problem solving.

He likes rabbits.

Matthew Mcconaughey is his favorite actor, not Nic Cage.

He likes doomsday movies.

He’s the first quasi-canon trickster character.

He befriended his denizen when he was told to kill it.

He is admittedly unsure of anything related to biology, even that of the ecto variety.

He is thoughtful and does nice things for others.

He is uncomfortable with issues of romance and thinks dating is dumb when there are issues like staying alive to deal with.

He likes to talk about things like sci-fi and he thinks about the philosophy of the game sometimes.

His character is tied to the Norse doomsday.

The things that hurt him most are when his friends’ jokes go too far.

In the Alphaverse, he was abandoned by his sister and tormented by )(IC for most of his childhood.

In the Alphaverse, he grew up to be a famous comedian.

He has a natural inclination to stay calm when horrible things happen which is a trait present on both sides of the Scratch.

Jellybean face.