john – tumblr archive

moonpaw:

X

floralmarsupial:

this needed to exist, sorry

clambuoyance:

You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.

slashpeanut:

👏I👏WANT👏TO👏SEE👏MY👏LITTLE👏BOY👏

not-dirk-strider:

“John Egbert was depressed and hated himself in canon and no one seems to talk about it,” I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 413th row stands: John Homestuck himself.

cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

john gets real into prestidigitation again as an adult and does all those tricks you see on psyche-out clickbait youtube videos and uses it to impress strangers, but it keeps backfiring because people recognize him and think its Real God Miracles

john, crushing a cup full of coffee and having it be dry: hehehe, pretty neat huh?

some fucking hapless stranger: .. ……. God? GOD?? GOD IS THAT YOU??

john:

voidlalonde:

welcome to hell, johnny the egg boy

torea-dumbass:

charlesoberonn:

aviarei:

cataclysmcalamities:

hoodank:

chalkos:

Honestly the most forgotten thing in the Homestuck Fandom is that John has long sleeves

or hes shirtless and his symbol is a tattoo

Only explanation

he would

floralmarsupial:

the epilogue after karkat and dave go home