turing-tested:

my homestuck majors are as follows

– dirkonomics (with a major focusing specifically on Splinter Studies)

– that time i took the required claspect 101 and thought it was interesting enough to do 102 but i dropped out. i can still talk about it tho i just cant get into advanced topics like inversion theory

– i cant even finish this post. its already taken its toll. homestuck university. can you fuckin imagine