john put everything in his being to shed this single, appropriate tear for jade’s mutilated corpse. he figured it would be the only horribly disfigured dead body hed see in a while but he thought wrong. he must now wait another 13 year quene in order to cry once more out of sadness. the poor fuck. the poor poor fuck.
my favorite homestuck thing™ is when something you bump into is so vague and casual that like anybody could see it and enjoy it… but your homestuck sense………. that filthy fuckin homestuck radar you’ve got there….. that thing you earned from homeshit stuckademy after thousands of pages of asinine yet captivating circlejerk web content……. it just starts beeping.
and you know
you just fucking know
at one point i was talking to a friend of a friend and they seemed pretty cool but then they used the word ‘abscond’ and i looked at them and i could see the fear in their eyes because i knew their secret.
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