yesterday my dad and i were stuck indoors because of the weather and i said “we’re homestuck” and he looked at me, like he knew this was some meme shit, he knew the score, but he couldn’t place it. he just kept looking at me suspiciously, knowingly, warily. then he carefully said, “yes.”
Dude it’s so crazy like. When we want attention we can just go online and like post a picture or something. But like. Back in the day if you wanted attention you’d have to fake a seizure and be like “I saw. Mercy. In the wood. Calling on the devil. To make her the most powerful witch in the wood. ”
i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
yo btw if you were wondering how the alt right is doing, the current conspiracy theory they’re rallying around is that soy sauce is why trans women exist
adding clarification to this since i did it in separate posts earlier
i think what basically happened is that some dude was looking at what goes into soy and noticed it contains estrogen and subsequently came to the conclusion that soy and soy based products are Feminizing Men and its taken off with the infowars crowd. anyway the new hot alt right insult is soy boy, so get ready to be called that some time in the near future
FUN UPDATE: dudes on /pol/ have discovered that onions contain testosterone and have started eating onions in bulk in an effort to become More Manly
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