Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.
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What the fuck
Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.
As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.
Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?
That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.
only one dirk splinter can be valid at a time: if alpha dirk is valid, no splinter can be. if a splinter is valid, alpha dirk nor any other splinter can be valid. bro strider also can never be valid. solve for x
if only one dirk splinter can be 100% valid at any time, and bro strider can never be valid, all splinters (except bro and whatever splinter is 100% valid) are 0.1% valid at all times(x=0.1)
so if only one splinter can be 100% valid at a time and all the rest can only be 0.16666667% valid when not 100%, and there are 8 dirk splinters* and bro strider can never be valid, that means that the total amount of validity for all splinters is 101.6666669%.
*alpha dirk, lil hal, derse dreamer dirk, trickster dirk, game over dirk, brain ghost dirk, brobot, and bro strider
The issue is that you’re assuming any Dirk can be 100% valid. Have you ever met a Dirk, Hal? We can’t be 100% valid. Ever. Ever.
no only ONE dirk splinter can be 100% valid at a time. if say brain ghost dirk becomes valid while alpha dirk is 100%, alpha dirk IMMEDIATELY becomes 0.16666667% valid while bgd automatically becomes 100% valid
Dirk Strider kills his doubles for Validity
he absorbs their current validity when his doubles die
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