based off of @judeharleys fic dire straights!! with a few phrasing and artistic liberties bc my brain inserted a table where it wasnt supposed to be ahfhsdhcdg god homestuck is almost ten years old please read this fic
not to homestuck on main or whatever, but this conversation conveys a bunch of shit about being Not Straight that I really can’t, and I love it a lot for that.
Me: “Oh boy! Time to play Friendsim Volume 4!” Me: “Let’s see what’s in store for me, a fellow bronze blood lover who loves Tavros, Skylla, and can’t wait to play Vikare’s route!
never forget that not only did dirk strider, upon being ordered to draw pornography of him and his friends, cheerfully agree before realizing caliborn would demand fairly tame imagery, he also expressed interest in reading callie’s fanfiction about them after confirming it was explicitly romantic, and upon being told that said fanfiction was deviant and possibly disgusting he literally said “but that only makes me want to read it more.” incredible. i love him. his palpable disappointment that caliborn didnt want him to draw himself and jake kissing followed immediately by him morosely dragging their scribbled renditions together for an illicit smooch regardless remains one of the most memorable moments in the entire billion word saga to me like he was ready. he was absolutely ready to send self drawn smut of him and jake to all his friends with the excuse of well an angry space alien made me do it, soooo
also never forget that roxy made the art of her and jake her goddamn phone background i love her
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